May 24, 2008
Change of Topic
I feel that I am now in possession of the ONE VIDEO* by which all video wars can be ended. As a bonus, it has a Simpsons tie-in. First to guess that in the comments wins a significant cash prize**.
* data points:
1. guy with the Eriq La Salle Soul-Glo and starry cut-off sweater (0:04)
2. one gigantic Egyptian amulet earring in one ear, small earring in the other (0:12)
3. some slimmed-down, Caucasian version of Chong Li from Bloodsport, being physically restrained and electronically jolted by the band (0:33)
4. Apollonia, if she were outfitted by a Spencer's Gifts in the mall (1:01)
5. background vocals by Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life (1:36)
6. a rare appearance by Cutty from The Wire in red short-shorts (1:44)
7. is that a fucking mermaid? (1:51)
8. MC Hammer, in purple, before he was a star (2:26)
9. the fourth implementation of the "Phantom Zone" cut-away technique (3:09)
** as soon as those advertising dollars start rolling in. In any event, I was wrong about the connection, it's in this video (itself a candidate for instant suicide after viewing) instead.
Well, look. do you want to get 100 comments arguing with a fake Iris? Do we NEED another Sadly or even another goatse?
I mean, sometimes it's quantity over quality. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
Anyways, Fafblog never needed Gary Ruppert or even AnnieAngel. can I say just sayin? Just sayin.
Posted by: billy pilgrim at May 23, 2008 02:06 PMFeh! We knew you'd come crawling back to us. After all, it is you, Mistah Norbizness, who needs us, the audience that wafts in through the ether.
But don't worry, all is forgiven. We're not going to go all Joan Crawford on you or anything.
Welcome back! And remember, it's not over because the sun could explode as a supernova in June or something. As Ashleigh Brilliant said, "No use dying before lunch."