December 21, 2006
"I'm Going To Shove Coal So Far Up Your Stocking, You'll Be Coughing Up Diamonds!"
Additional holiday wishes in the comments. I ain't leavin' just yet, but perhaps there's somebody you'd like to call out recognize for some special cheer. I do want to thank Paperpusher for the wonderful gift of the Sorcerer soundtrack, on vinyl no less, by Tangerine Dream. For those of you who don't know what Tangerine Dream is, imagine Kraftwerk melded with Vangelis, and then bred with a hamster that has consumed 9 cups of coffee.
This also makes him the only person I'm inviting to my flying nuclear battle station; I might give him some sort of management position in the Amazon Bikini Corps, assuming he waxes in accordance with the HFPST Flying Battle Station Workers' Handbook. The rest of you chumps and chumpettes can just toil under the yoke of my Reign of Leftish Brutality, enforced by my killer robots...
Well, Bender and Kwanzaa Bot should do fine. They're not killers, but one of them is voiced by Coolio, and that's gotta count for something.
somehow i suspect that amazons in bikinis:Flying Battle Station::success:Iraq.
Posted by: paperpusher at December 21, 2006 01:23 PMOne my one acid trip (1980! I'm so freaking old!), my stoner girlfriend put on Tangerine Dream. I was a sensitive little flower and asked her to take it off (I don't think I could get off the mattress on the floor and do it myself); if we'd flipped the record over, I think I'd've gone Syd Barrett. (We switched to Jonathan Richman and I was fine.)
Posted by: Steve M. at December 22, 2006 11:22 AM