January 15, 2006

Open Complaint Box Thread

Meet our Complaint Department!

Newer posts will appear below for a bit. You are urged to:

(1) De-cloak / de-lurk and start freestylin';

(2) Make helpful suggestions about the lay-out and content;

(3) Tell me if you're having any problems with comments, especially with routine phrases getting caught in Moveable Type Blacklist;

(4) Pick something off my well-stocked Amazon wish list;

(5) Suggest new and exciting sites that aren't yours; and/or

(6) Reveal a terrible, horrifying secret/fact about one of your rival commenters.

What's the reason for the season? Norbizness.com turns two on Monday, a day I have to {National Review} grudgingly share with that Communist agitator Martin Luther King, Jr. {/National Review}.




Posted by Norbizness at January 15, 2006 03:59 PM
Comments

I have an important question for you: Does this look infected?

Posted by: Otto Man at January 14, 2006 09:45 AM

RE the Wish List: The Cool as Ice movie is still available in VHS format.

Posted by: JDC at January 14, 2006 10:21 AM

First time I've been to this site and it is awesome dude, I found it thru a link on this one and you are like teh funniest. I'm going to come again and again. [(1) (5)]

Posted by: mikez at January 14, 2006 10:32 AM

De-lurking...
As far as suggestions, can we make Sundays "Kansas lyrics day"?

Posted by: BillyD at January 14, 2006 11:55 AM

There's too much of a greenish cast to the picture accompanying this post. Fix it, or I will never read this blog again.

Posted by: John at January 14, 2006 12:03 PM

The "thumbs up for evil" pic needs to be combined with one of those pics of Ms. Crazy-Ass from atlasshrugged - like the third one on this page where you can sort of see her canine teeth getting longer and sharper.

Posted by: jackd at January 14, 2006 01:06 PM

Become The Left's very own Insufferable Music Snob, to accompany Amanda Marcotte from Pandagon.

Posted by: Tim at January 14, 2006 03:15 PM

Also fix your comments. I read em with Internet Explorer and the lines smudge together for some reason. I can't maximize the window to fix it either, and so half the time I don't read em.

Posted by: Tim at January 14, 2006 03:21 PM

Your evil twin keeps taking me off your blogroll. I suppose that is so you can put me on to bribe me for voting for you during Koufax season, but really...!

Posted by: Scorpio at January 14, 2006 03:39 PM

Through my Sitemeter referrers, I found a blogger who is JACKING my posts wholesale, not giving me credit or anything! Please help me devise an appropriate punishment. I'm thinking something along the lines of public shaming, but let's get creative with it. Any ideas?

Posted by: Clancy at January 14, 2006 05:06 PM

I wish I could quit you.

Posted by: Grotesqueticle at January 14, 2006 05:36 PM

Twisty has returned from the metroplex. She survived.
http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/

Posted by: rose at January 14, 2006 05:41 PM

Favorite sites, you say? Give this a try.

Posted by: urizon at January 14, 2006 08:23 PM

"Ok, Homer... I understand. Would you mind shooting a few people on your way out?"

Posted by: tristan heydt at January 14, 2006 09:21 PM

Use your power as The Left to shower us with Soros-funded kickbacks.

And get moving on Project Arcturis! Mid-terms are coming up.


Posted by: Decker at January 14, 2006 11:27 PM

Tim's horrible secret: he uses Internet Explorer.

Posted by: John at January 14, 2006 11:39 PM

I think a "Name Brad and Angelina's Baby " contest would rock.

You could also set up your own mp3 swap room so I can listen to what all the kids are playing these days cos, you know, I won't get out much after the guilty plea.

Posted by: vachon at January 15, 2006 10:35 AM

Well I don't know if you're 'teh funniest', but I do know that anyone still using 'teh' lives in a rustic suburb of Texarkana and uses a rotary phone to access the internet.

Suggestions? How about sprucing things up a bit. I'm not saying you have to go all 'Rox Populi' and shit, just move the graphics around every once in awhile, take down that silly dog picture up top and give us another record to look at besides 'Man Machine'.

Oh yeah, and don't ever stop being a brilliant, wise-ass mother trucker...

P.S. With the left entering its terrible twos, can we expect a lot more policy arguments that involve banging pots and pans together?

Posted by: drew at January 15, 2006 03:59 PM