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Dramatization of 10,000th commenter awards ceremony.

In celebration of this website's 10,000th comment, left by Tlachtga from the a/k/a Mary Jones website (I think it's legitimate, in that I have de-spammed the entire site and closed off any comment sections that are more that a few weeks old, but you can never make sure, and maybe that herbal guy has received adverse legitimacy and can be considered part of our family anyway, and there are probably some duplicates from impatient fuckers still clogging up the works), here's me answering some personal questions that are floating around:

Seven Things To Do Before I Die: Find seven originators of internet personal inventories and give them seven kicks in the babymaker/groin.

Seven Things I Cannot Do: Control space and time, slam dunk a basketball on a ten-foot goal, and five other things that would violate the restraining order.

Seven Things That Attract Me to Blogging: I think I've reduced it to one... self-defeating masochism.

Seven Things I Say Most Often: a, I, the, an, to, I'm, and I've.

Seven Books That I Love: It's best not to get attached.

Seven Movies That I Watch Over and Over Again: I only have one television, so I can only watch one movie over and over again... Mitchell!

Thanks, you've been terrific. Here's to another ten thousand of your scintillating, on-topic comments. Which I think would take something like 4.8 million actual comments.

Posted by Norbizness at December 22, 2005 11:38 PM