September 26, 2005

Shortest "No Fun With Analogies" Ever

Michael Brown's original job as director of FEMA : Hurricane Katrina : Michael Brown's new job as trouble-shooting consultant to FEMA ::

President Bush's first term as foreign policy-oriented President : War in Iraq : President Bush's second term as the only candidate with the resolve to stay the unsustainable, insane, counterproductive, terrorist-producing, financially irresponsible course in Iraq.

I'm sorry, that's the only correct answer. Even if the first story doesn't pan out, you can always substitute "George Tenet's job as director of the CIA : 9/11 attacks and Iraq intelligence debacle : George Tenet's receipt of a shiny new Congressional Medal of Honor." It just won't have the immediacy of an insane development currently being jumped on by 392,189 weblogs.

UPDATE: OK, a bonus caption, inspired by Watertiger, the Dependable Renegade...

And that's where the My Little Pony de-luxe stable will go, and... NO, CHERTOFF! YOU CAN'T BORROW MY MANE BRUSH!




Posted by Norbizness at September 26, 2005 07:53 PM
Comments

In all I wrote about Michael Brown, I completely neglected to make a My Little Pony joke. Glad to see that someone is picking up the slack.

Posted by: Neil the Ethical Werewolf at September 27, 2005 07:24 AM

Brownie couldn't leave yet. Georgie hadn't given him his Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: chimera at September 27, 2005 04:50 PM

somebody had a very very bad day.

Posted by: mdhåtter at September 27, 2005 06:54 PM