July 06, 2005
Not Now John We Gotta Get On With The Captions
More than a few this week from the series of G8 conferences which didn't want my money and therefore didn't merit my attention, like they would have gotten my money anyway. Closing with Do They Know It's Christmas? Lamer than hella-lame! OK, you know the drill. Practice on the practice picture or any other picture for that matter; thumbnails blow up when clicked. My current favorite of this wordy crop: Michael Stipe.
Well they're some sad things known to man / But ain't too much sadder than / The tears of a clown / When he's totally beaten down.
What does Colonel Muammar Gaddafi say about the Grateful Dead with he runs out of weed? This band SUCKS!
I-I-I-I... have become... really uncomfortably numb in my extremities. MEDIC!!
Ever wonder what happens to those guys who are kicked out of Civil War reenactments for being too goofy?
[Practice caption time! We love bionics!]
And do you, filthy, Earth-plundering land-mammal male, take this filthy, Earth-plundering land-mammal female for exclusive mating privileges to propagate your disgusting species, for as long as you both shall live?
Miraculously, all Africa-related government pledges were fulfilled by the G8 nations approximately two seconds after The Fresh Prince started rapping.
Vegas odds has the obituary editorial cartoon with St. Peter saying: "You'll never forget who you are and why you're here, Admiral."
Hey, who's that bald goofus in the blue mask, singing in a high-pitched voice while fronting the rest of the members of REM? We want Michael Stipe!
Over The Top VIII: revenge of the bionic bandit.
Posted by: Kop at July 6, 2005 12:43 AMthe practice pic: You're cheating! Sit straight.
or: The whole point of the staged accident and the operation was to get a bionic arm so that you could finally beat me? Jerk. What if I don't feel like arm wrestling anymore.
or: That's a bionic arm? Sir, I know Steve Austin, Steve Austin was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Steve Austin.
Posted by: mikez at July 6, 2005 12:46 AM1. Oh no, it's the Laff Riot Squad!
2. "I am NOT picking it! I'm itching it, very close to the nostril!"
3. "Pink Who? never heard of him. Where's he been all these years, the dark side of the moon?"
4. The sad thing is, their float is better armored than trucks in Iraq.
5. "S-T-R-E-T-C-H him, and he returns to normal size!"
6. "Thanks for taking our picture, Flipper." "YEET-T-T-T-T!"
7. "I got mad Thetans an' my Engrams be fine / My posse and me cappin' Xenu wit' my nine"
8. "What's that, another pie chart? I like pie! are you my daughter?"
9. "All these moments will be lost, like...tears...in rain."
1. Hey, can't anyone take a joke around here? Sheesh.
2. You got me out of bed for this?
3. Gamely attempting to appear interested. Roger Waters plays a 30 year old song with some people he hates.
5. Conversely, his bionic cock resembles a human arm.
6. Please repeat after me: I Hokiko (I Hokiko) take you Satomi (take you Satomi) to be my lawfully wedded wife (to be my lawfully wedded wife) uh hang on a sec, I have to pop up for a quick breath (uh hang on a sec, I have to ...) uh, that isn't part of the vows you dumbass.
7. Exactly what Africa needed: Some black guy on a golden throne.
8. America is shocked and saddened as President Stockdale died Tuesday morning. After serving two terms under President Ross Perot, President Stockdale won the 2000 election by the largest margin in history, sweeping in with him the overwhelming majority in both houses of Congress for the Reform party we now take for granted. Vice President Donald Trump was sworn in on Tuesday evening by Chief Justice Patrick Buchanan.
9. When the die pack exploded, Mr. Stipe was still wearing the hat, bandana, and gloves he had on when he entered the the Kensington NatWest bank building.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at July 6, 2005 02:54 AMPRACTICE CAPTION: I don't care if you are 49 years old. Now you've got this bionic arm you're going back to Iraq.
Posted by: Brak at July 6, 2005 03:44 AMPractice caption: It's rematch time, Brundle-Fly.
Posted by: TravisG at July 6, 2005 05:44 AMPractice: "The great thing is, if you get hungry, the fingers are actually Vienna Sausages."
Posted by: drew at July 6, 2005 08:39 AMProsthetist David Wilson-Brown is reported to have said, "This will open up a whole new wonderful realm in the mastrubatory technique known as "the stranger"."
Posted by: Grotesqueticle at July 6, 2005 09:08 AMmichael stipe unwittingly takes one more job away from black superheroes, donning the costume of Frozone.
Posted by: paperpusher at July 6, 2005 10:16 AMNext up for prosthetist David Wilson-Brown: helping a one-legged man realize his lifelong dream of winning an ass-kicking contest.
Posted by: FlipYrWhig at July 6, 2005 11:10 AM9. Michael Stipe prepares for his role as Kato in the new remake of "The Green Hornet."
Posted by: Marc at July 6, 2005 08:30 PM"so, these idiotic pigs start hasslin' me and my lady, and... hey! Where ya going?"
Ever since his accidental (cough) exposure to Agent Orange, Khadafy Duck seemse to have problems with hand-eye coordination.
Seeking the career that has long since departed, Roger Waters prepares to go back into the misty dreams of yesteryear.
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Shut up!
Bloody Vikings...
The photographer catches a tender moment at the first Man-Borg wedding.
"Honey! I thought you said you weren't inviting any old girlfriends to the wedding!"
The finals of the King of the Rap Hill contest.
"Yes, admiral Stockdale, we did strangle your puppy! How do you feel about that?
Michael Stipe could never get his face paint right when doing his Braveheart imitation.
Posted by: (: Tom :) at July 7, 2005 09:03 PM