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Look At The Cute Praying Kitty

Possibly correct. Possibly not.

A little bit of an open thread until I can get my shit together. Possible topics? Jeez, that's rather limiting, isn't it? How about "things I would like to see on this site but know that I won't because our host doesn't take fucking requests like nickel jukebox" or "I've got some interview questions for the host that I know he won't answer... or will he? No, the chances are slim to none, and slim just left town."? I won't say anything further, or you'll just take that topic and run with it. I said open, and I mean it. No talk of your favorite Herman's Hermit. Aw shit.

The rest of you chuckleheads can check out these selected Something Awful parodies of the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books (be sure to check out the variations on the 'You're the hero of this story! Choose from (x) possible endings!" subtitle):

-- If this is wrong, then... well, let's not fool ourselves. There's no "if" about it.
-- It was only a matter of time before Yakov Smirnoff put one of these out, but it's good to see that he got the title designer from Enemy at the Gates.
-- I'm not exactly why this particular volume included a diatribe about racial stereotypes, when there's a fucking werewolf on the space station.
-- Poor little cracker. Oh man, white kids dying all over the place.
-- It isn't too soon to start getting nostalgic about videos from washed-up rap bands that themselves were nostalgic homages to 70s cop shows, right?
-- Finally, a CYOA book that speaks to the bewilderingly hard life choices I face every day.
-- Mmmmm... high concept.