March 29, 2005
Non-Faith Based Armies of Compassion
Don't argue with the sign; it's my credo.
My probation requires sporadic community service, so this will have to do. Several worthy people who are not Andrew Sullivan are asking for your hard-earned dollars so that they may purchase a sequin-encrusted pianola from the Liberace Museum, or the world's largest truffle, or an autographed photo of John Candy's brother, who was never in any movies:
-- the ultra-indispensable Arthur Silber of the Light of Reason,
-- the mega-ultra-indispenable Susie M. of Suburban Guerrilla, and
-- the super-mega-ultra-indispensable Gary Farber of Amygdala.
If you know of any others in need, post them in the comments. Hell, you can either post under a pseudonym and say "(Your real name) needs a goddamned pony! Please help (him/her)!"
unnnnghh *blink* arghhh
(translation: teh l4m3 wants Falwell's EKG printouts)
As long as you donate $10 apiece for each of your three site-pimps, it's all good, Terri.
Posted by: norbizness at March 29, 2005 01:16 PMI'd ask for a super-mega-ultra-pony, but I'm afraid it would shoot lasers out of its eyes or something.
Posted by: aaron at March 29, 2005 01:58 PMCan I have Olivier Martinez on a cracker? I've been reeeeeely reeeeely good.
Posted by: vachon at March 29, 2005 07:52 PMAn actual sign I've seen:
- Will Jerk it for Food -
[flip]
- Yes, I'm talking to you, stud! -