October 20, 2004
They're Tasty.. Lets Call Them Tasticles!
For some reason, the Yahoo! news pictures didn't seem to jump out at me like in previous weeks. Maybe it's because half the pictures seem to be of the Red Sox-Yankees game or of a small vial of flu vaccine-- hardly inspiring stuff. Remember to click on the thumbnail for a larger picture, caption yer own (3rd one down), and lavish praise and/or improve the others...
Hello, gorgeous. I see you got my note about the rooftop rendezvous. Did you bring the hot fudge and the ass-less jeans?
Early voting in Florida is delayed as voters attempt to get a Galaga score sufficient to prevent their ballots from being switched to straight-ticket GOP.
[Your turn, readership! Make it real cute-like!]
Geooorrrggeee.. Geooorrrggggeee.. come on.. onnnnne little beer won't make Jesus angry... aren't you thirrrrsty?
The Richard Dean Anderson Interdimensional Removal Project nears completion.
[more in the extended entry]
Alright, love. We're getting close to the "needing me" and "feeding me" stage of our relationship.
I'm the operator with my pocket alligator. (OK, explanation here)
Hawaiian shirt one-upmanship derails yet another Pacific Rim economic conference.
... then add carrrots and onions and simmer for 2 hours, or until tender.
Posted by: Pete Guither at October 20, 2004 12:30 AM"Right now, I'm imagining you in your underwear."
African Americans vote; Republicans pissed
Bush/Cheney 04: Vote for us or the lion cubs are doomed, dooommmed!
"Most folks call it a Keiser Blade; I call it a sling blade, mmm hmmmm"
Swiss scientists unveil what can only be the frozen remains of the pit monster Sarlacc, that or a really big gloryhole
The McCartneys prove that while adopting children and disarming minefields are both independently good ideas, together, they become somewhat messy
(pass on the croc pic; its just so cute)
Indonesia's president and the Sultan of Brunei share a moment in the chill out room of an Oakenfold show
Posted by: Farfetched at October 20, 2004 12:54 AMI look out over the city, and all I see are the vermin and scum that infest it. But they fear the night. They fear me. I'm Batman.
"No loopholes this time! no way are they throwing out my vote! why look here; it says right here on this receipt that I cast my vote for John Kerby!"
"No, you fools! when I said 'I bet the Cubs are steaming right now', I meant....oh never mind! just take them off the fire, willya?"
"Feeling....weak!....shoulda....stocked up....on flu vaccine!"
They've only got one of the wheelrims complete, but early indications are that this will be the largest SUV design ever.
"Okay, folks, 'Smile' for the camera!....what? what did I say?"
"Now pay attention, James. When you squeeze under the jaw, a micro-laser beam will cut through plate steel...."
"We're here for American foxes with large American breasts!" "That's right! 'cause we're two WILD and CRAZY GUYS!!"
Karl Rove's South African diet; a bucket of lion cubs, but he's shy about unhinging his jaws in public.
Posted by: salvage at October 20, 2004 11:06 AMMr. President, you can't best your opponent's offer of a chicken in every pot with two endangered species in every pot. Unless you call it the Endangered Species Protection Act.
Posted by: Amanda at October 20, 2004 11:57 AM#3: Only on Wednesday! All the delicious lion cubs you can fit in one bucket, only $9.99! Sale ends today!
#4: President Bush struggles to reach orgasm first in the annual White House Jerk-Off contest.
Posted by: Kilgore Trout at October 20, 2004 12:41 PMBC04: A Vote for Kerry is a Vote to Kill These Cute [puppies? kitties? bunnies? WTF]!
Posted by: Scorpio at October 20, 2004 05:28 PM#4 - Karen, don't forget to pack the Ex-Lax before the next trip.
Posted by: andante at October 20, 2004 07:49 PM