October 15, 2004
Operation: Enduring Unfulfilled Projects
Uhhhh.... do what now?
1) The poll on the re-naming of the Iraqi conflict is pretty much over: out of 10 options and 184 votes cast, Operation: Enduring Clusterfuck (a hybrid of several suggested operational names) is running away with 40% of the votes. In the always the bridesmaid category, my 2003 creation Operation: Shifting Rationale is tied with NTodd's Operation: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball in second.
1a) How this victory is memorialized is still up in the air. Maybe a photo-shopped CNN war graphic? I will be happy to accept all submissions or ideas in the comments or e-mail. {UPDATE: Thanks to Pete G., we now have a patch on the right sidebar that will no doubt get me in a shitload of trouble. But it looks so nice. Well, at the first sign of trouble I'm sure I'll drop it like a hot baby.}
2) Be sure to continue/begin to find examples of "true" conservatives dissatisfied with the Administration. Also, I need more hypothetical James Lipton-Bret Michaels interview questions, and more blogospheric exposure for what is surely my finest piece of writing ever.
3) If you're even more goofily inclined, try your hand at writing HFPST fan-fiction using this list of bizarre search terms used to find HFPST over the last 24 hours:
-- Photo sweetie finger
-- McCain pizza rolls
-- Cursing Winnebago
-- Yngwie Malmsteen argument
-- Craig Biggio naked pictures
-- Satan's bitches
-- Stoners for Bush
-- Uncle Leo and eyebrows
-- Funny facts about Libya
-- how to seriously kill yourself
-- dancing chipmunks
-- Kerry urinating on American flag
-- puppy body paint
-- smokin' suckas wit logic
Back this weekend if my debutante ball-packed schedule permits.
In the always the bridesmaid category, my 2003 creation Operation: Shifting Rationale is tied with NTodd's Operation: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball in second.
God damn it! I'm so fucking sick of coming in second. But hey, I'll bet I'm #1 at almost winning, so doesn't that make me a winner? Yeah, that's the ticket...
Posted by: NTodd at October 16, 2004 10:02 AMRoger hesitated before putting his key into the door - their door. Could he still call it that - their door, to their home?
He stepped back, and looked up at the - their? - two story brownstone. He looked at his feet, at the welcome mat - their welcome mat? - with the faded picture of dancing chipmunks. He remembered they had to buy this one, because the dog - their dog? - because they caught Kerry, Kerry the dog, urinating on the American flag welcome mat that came with the house; his fur slathered in puppy body paint they had bought for Halloween a few years ago and decided to cover Kerry with one Saturday afternoon.
It began to rain. "Satan's bitches," Roger grumbled. He remembered playing Trivial Pursuit with her one night, when it was raining hard, and how he made her laugh with his Quadafi impression, saying over and over, "Here are some funny facts about Libya," and telling her that he had John McCain at the end of Ramadan one year to make his famous McCain pizza rolls, and that the Colonel doesn't execute anyone, but is "All about smokin' suckas wit logic."
To repeat, anything with Clusterfuck in it gets my vote. But I'm willing to comprimise with regard to the goat theme, as long as we can settle on goatsefuck.
Posted by: Barry Freed at October 16, 2004 09:03 PMCan the graphic include goats?
Posted by: Jaye at October 16, 2004 09:12 PMThis puppy is going over to my blog, linked back to this one. Holy shit, Batman. I love it god help me I love it so.
Posted by: Jaye at October 17, 2004 10:39 PM