October 12, 2004
"Operation: Polish P.R. Stunt" Just Missed The Cut
Vote early, vote often (deadline: end of 'business' Friday). Not sure how to memorialize the winner. Alert your friends and neighbors.
Posted by Norbizness at October 12, 2004 12:25 AM
Where's Quagmire?
Though I'm partial to anything with Clusterfuck in it.
Also missing, names along the lines of:
Operation That will show daddy I'm a real man.
Posted by: Barry Freed at October 12, 2004 07:08 PMConan O'Brien, in a conversation with "W" once called it "Operation Ignore the Deficit." W. said he wanted to call it "Operation Whuppass."
Posted by: Swoosh at October 12, 2004 09:34 PMI heartily endorse all references to Happy Fun Ball!
Posted by: rod at October 12, 2004 09:39 PMI voted for "Enduring Clusterfuck", but I've always been partial to the slightly more colorful and less pedestrian term, "goatfuck." IMHO, "Enduring Goatfuck" would work a little better for this particular mission.
Posted by: Kop at October 13, 2004 09:09 AMAh, clusterfuck. Is there any other word that's quite as evocative?
Though I do like Kop's "goatfuck". A little to specific in the fucking department for all-purpose use, perhaps, but also brilliantly evocative.
Posted by: jpb at October 13, 2004 10:24 AMDon't forget the standards: SNAFU & FUBAR
Posted by: Dave at October 13, 2004 05:32 PMAs I said above, anything with Clusterfuck in it gets my vote. But I'm willing to comprimise with regard to the goat theme, as long as we can settle on goatsefuck.
Posted by: Barry Freed at October 16, 2004 09:00 PMI'm in favor of CarnioRectal Look See.
Also for your consideration, I propose:
Operation Eradicate Brownie - Part One
Posted by: UncleHornHead at October 18, 2004 11:58 AMI went with catastrophic sucess because I think renaming the war is a good idea & that cluster fuck ain't gonna sell in the red states but catastrophic sucess will at least make them think
Posted by: Dan at October 18, 2004 03:24 PMDimwit's Crusade
The Battle of the Bollocks
Operation Iraqi Looting
Posted by: BradfordChild at October 18, 2004 03:39 PMOperation "Plan To Be Provided"
Posted by: bushwahd at October 18, 2004 04:15 PMWith a nod to Barry Freed's earlier posting, how about,"Operation That Will Show I'm Better Than Daddy".
Posted by: DC at October 18, 2004 04:45 PMAh, Happy Fun Ball, how I miss you. How about Operation "Danger! This War is being made for the extreme priority the good looks!" It gives a sense of the reasoning AND the sentence structure used by 'W'.
Posted by: Ryumin at October 18, 2004 08:03 PMNorbizness, did you just register at the Politically Speaking forum?
Posted by: SpinDentist at October 18, 2004 10:03 PMOperation Oedipal Apocaplypse
Posted by: SpinDentist at October 18, 2004 10:09 PMI went for Operation: CranioRectal LookSee,
mostly because you just know they're going to use the same standard of reconnaissance, (oops is that a *French* word), that they've always used.
'Captain we've strained the BS drive as far as she'll go, any more pressure and we'll get there turd'
Che Syria, Syria
(My apologies for the confabulation of the Scottish and Irish dialect there....)
Posted by: g1lgam3sh at October 20, 2004 04:43 AM