September 07, 2004

Make Your Voice Heard, You Apathetic Slug

You tell 'em, sister. And mad props to Bratmobile.

Briefly: does anyone know of a nice, low-cost (i.e. no-cost) polling device that I can use to put up my finalists from the Bush-Cheney 2004 slogan contest?

By the way, the semi-finals were a disaster. Of the 20 or so comments, only one voted for one of the choices listed. The rest submitted or re-submitted their own slogans, a vast majority of which will not be included in the finals because they're so hella-lame.

In summary, you are all willful, disobedient children and, as a result, there will be no special X-treme Green Chili Chee-tos Casserole with Ranch Dipping Sauce for supper tonight. Only lentil soup. Without the lentils. Plus, you get the Gasface.




Posted by Norbizness at September 7, 2004 12:07 AM
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I think that is your own fault - you explicitly told us that we were allowed to "suggest your own for wild-card inclusion into the finals."

And we did and a lot of them sucked - but you have no one to blame but yourself.

Anyway, if I have to vote for one of your inane pre-selected slogans instead of my own inane ones, I vote for "$54.40 a Barrel or Fight!"

Posted by: Eugene Oregon at September 7, 2004 03:19 PM

I could blame myself, Eugene, but that seems so counterproductive and against the spirit of unaccountability embodied by the contest.

And the one you picked is definitely going to be a finalist, come hell or high water.

Posted by: norbizness at September 7, 2004 03:27 PM

php and mysql would be a snap, but for cgi-only you can use something like....

http://www.free-cgi.com/freecgi/poll/index.asp

Posted by: fasteddie at September 7, 2004 04:18 PM

Try http://www.pollhost.com/. Free and ridiculously easy, and it counts the responses for you. You're limited to 8 choices, though. Check it out.

Posted by: Charles Kuffner at September 7, 2004 07:00 PM

apologies, dude - i do recall meaning to post i liked the "are you better off than you four years ago? really? how'd that happen?" slogan, but, with resident evil 2 coming out and all, how's a guy supposed to concentrate?

Posted by: dexter at September 7, 2004 10:53 PM

I deserve the gasface for it...MC serch makes baby jesus cry

Posted by: olexicon at September 8, 2004 12:55 PM

pps
I vote For
"Sure, Eveything looks Bad if you remember it"
by Reading A1

Posted by: olexicon at September 8, 2004 09:51 PM