August 25, 2004
Pazuzu, You Ungrateful Gargoyle...
... I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!? Not as many initial captions this week; I was on an abbreviated schedule (there's still a few more in the extended entry). However, if you've run across any bizarre, funny, or disturbing pictures, feel free to link to it in the comments, and we can attach a few updates at the end...
Wait a minute... you didn't say anything about getting injected into Goldie Hawn's lips.
Ever since Siegfried and Roy folded up shop, the Bellagio has had to resort to desperate measures to find a replacement act.
I can think of at least five different things wrong with Senator Kerry's winning this particular title.
Apparently, the growth of the Russian bride industry has taken its toll on indigenous romantic ventures.
It's alright, ma (I'm only involuntarily urinating).
If either of these two jerkoffs suddenly disappeared, I'd bet good money that nobody would file a missing persons report.
Use of the hoverhorse is definitely grounds for disqualification in an equestrian event.
"Dave, maybe you should take a stress pill, lie down, and think this over."
And you think registering to vote in America is hard.
Pictured here, swift boat commander John Kerry bravely turns his craft directly into the line of fire of hostile press corps batallions.
Somehow I imagined the FHM spread of Amanda Beard would be tamer.
Mystery Men 2: Cassanova Frankenstein's Revenge!
"I'm telling you, it's this long." "He's lying!"
Ang Lee presents: Crouching Jockey, Leaping Horsie.