January 26, 2004

Don't Quit Your Day Job... Whatever That Is

In an attempt to make Dick Cheney's alternate-universe WMD pronouncements seem less nutty, the Administration decided to let John Ashcroft speak in tongues concerning foreign policy:

"Weapons of mass destruction including evil chemistry and evil biology are all matters of great concern, not only to the United States but also to the world community."

Isn't there an internet bong emporium, terminally ill medical marijuana user, person seeking death with dignity, or house of prostitution you could be busting right now?

P.S.: Is this evil biology?




Posted by Norbizness at January 26, 2004 12:13 AM
Comments

My copy of Darwin's Origin has on its dust jacket... wait for it... a chain of being! Darwin must be spinning in his grave, or else laughing his ass off. A chain of being... now that's "evil biology"!

Posted by: Steve Bates at January 26, 2004 12:26 PM

don't forget that evil geology that says the world is more than 6000 years old, or evil physical education that includes dancing...

Posted by: matt at January 26, 2004 03:08 PM

Aaaa! al-Qaeda blinded me....with SCIENCE!

Posted by: HWRNMNBSOL at January 26, 2004 03:48 PM

Why do I hear the theme song from Weird Science in my head?

Posted by: Kop at January 26, 2004 04:11 PM